2.18 - Chuck Versus the Broken Heart
Original Airdate: March 30, 2009Written By: Allison Adler
Directed By: Kevin Bray
Description: As a result of Sarah's close relationship with Chuck, General Beckman sends in another agent to act as Chuck's temporary handler and to also evaluate Sarah's job performance. Jeff, Lester and Morgan conspire to get themselves invited to Captain Awesome's bachelor party. Casey and Agent Forrest decide to use Awesome's access to the hospital in their mission to stop a terrorist.
Quotes
Lester: Man up, Charles.
Chuck: Why would you do this to me?
Morgan: I'm sorry man, it was a practice run for when we kidnap Awesome for his bachelor party.
Chuck: You guys aren't even invited.
Lester: There's no better way to be invited than kidnapping the guest of honor.
Jeff: A bachelor party is a mythical place where booze and women are free... it's Xanadu.
Morgan: Chuck, sorry buddy. We are here to plead our case about Awesome's bachelor party.
Chuck: You know what, not now, guys. I'm in the middle of something.
Lester: The world revolves around the sun, Charles, not you.
Jeff: Boom, astronomy snap.
Morgan: Okay, it's just that... we like you to reconsider.
Chuck: Reconsider what? You guys aren't even invited.
Morgan: [to Jeff and Lester] You tell him or I will.
Lester: Jeff and I... we've never been to a bachelor party.
Jeff: Never known anyone qualified enough to land a woman for life.
Zamir: Are you his doctor?
Chuck: Of course! Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not for one of this man's doctors?
Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Mohammed Zamir.
Chuck: Ah, Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamie: Doctor.
Chuck: And Doctor.
Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment please? I'd like to consult the doctor privately please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [Chuck whispers to Alex as she goes to leave] Please don't go.
Casey: Hey, the security system's has been updated. I'll either need forty minutes to decrypt the code or four ounces of C4.
Alex: No, we should just take out some doctor and steal his card key.
Casey: I like the cut of your jib.
Chuck: Wow, you two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.
Alex: I understand one of you has been a naughty, naughty boy.
Lester: Me, oh my God, pick me, I'm so bad, I've been bad, I've been bad, I'm a bad person, I'm a terrible person. [Alex throws her hat at him] Ouch.
Jeff: I broke eight and a half commandments on the way to work this morning.
Featured Music
Hearts and Minds by Matt Pond PA Awesome and Ellie talk with Chuck.
Jump Around by House of Pain Captain Awesome's bachelor party begins.
2 Legit 2 Quit by MC Hammer The food arrives.
LoveGame by Lady Gaga Jeff's exotic dancers arrive.
Bottle Pop by the Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg Alex arrives as the evenings entertainment.
Turnin' Me On by Keri Hilson featuring Lil Wayne Alex 'arrests' Captain Awesome.
Bite Hard by Franz Ferdinand Sarah thinks while driving away. Alex and Casey clean their guns.
Blood Bank by Bon Iver Chuck goes to Sarah, Awesome almost finds out Chuck's secret and Chuck and Sarah go to visit his dad.
Episode Trivia
Amhad's pseudonym of Harry Lime is a reference to the 1949 classic film The Third Man starring Joseph Cotton and Orson Welles.
As Sarah is searching the database for Chuck's dad the name Robert Duncan McNeill appears. McNeill sometimes directs the show.